A reminder that the real war is against the stupid.
Peter Berg’s next film.
you laugh, but they were working on a Monopoly script before Battleship.
“I don’t see how that’s a party.”
WATCH the making of for this showdown right HERE!
(via bunnythecarrotslayer)
Ooh! I haven’t seen this in probably 15 years. Definitely gonna have to put that on the buy list.“I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?”
(via bunnythecarrotslayer)
Is Congress getting dumber? A new study found that members of both houses speak at a 10th grade level — a whole grade lower than in 2005.
Moderate members tend to speak more eloquently than partisans and — in a trend reversal from the previous decade — Democrats rate higher on the scale than Republicans, the research shows.
At the ends of the spectrum, according to the findings, are two Republican House members: the loquacious Rep. Dan Lungren of California, at the level of a college senior, and the plainspoken Rep. Mick Mulvaney of South Carolina, whose level is just below an eighth-grader.
I need to go see this again
(Source: julezpanda)
Mountain Dew Batman is the Saddest Batman There is
By Chris Sims
As you may already be aware, there’s a movie about Batman called The Dark Knight Rises coming out this summer, and as is the case with any big-budget super-hero flick, that means we’re going to get some product tie-ins. Who can forget how Dominos Pizza reflected the complex themes of morality and sacrifice in 2008’s The Dark Knight by offering a pizza with double the pepperoni?! I assure you, my arteries will never forget.
This time around, it’s Mountain Dew, and not only is there a new flavor that’s allegedly inspired by Batman, there’s also a website and, more importantly, an in-store display that looks like the Saddest Batman Ever.
You’d be sad too, if your balls were stuck under a pile of freezing bottles.
To be fair, he does talk for a living, so he probably doesn’t remember everything he has said. But if he’s saying stuff like this, he still doesn’t need to be president.Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, when asked if he stood by comments he made on Sean Hannity’s radio show saying that President Obama wanted to make the U.S. a “less Christian nation.”
